Atheistic thanksgiving posts here.

[Anymouse]

Despite the fact that Thanksgiving is an overtly Christian holiday in violation of the Establishment Clause in the USA, atheists can be thankful too (just not to a deity).

I am thankful my wife's first two husbands dumped her, so she would be available when I came around (sorry 'bout that Beth).

I am thankful my wife saw goodness in taking in a homeless vet. She did her part for disabled vets by marrying one.

I am thankful that the gentle persuasion of Beth and my mother finally penetrated my pointy but thick skull and I now focus on this life (atheism) than another alleged one (Wicca).

I am thankful Beth knows how to cook. I don't know which end of a turkey to swing.

Our dog and cat are thankful for table scraps.

We are both thankful we live so far away from either of our families now that no one came to us and no one expected us to come to them; this is the first Thanksgiving Day we have had to ourselves in four years of marriage.

I hope your Thanksgiving, and every day, are full of joy. - James.

On this day in 1799, HM Schooner Nancy was launched from Detroit.