RE: That Gay Thread
June 7, 2022 at 12:36 pm
(This post was last modified: June 7, 2022 at 12:47 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Yes, because acknowledging gay people in a tweet is exactly like dipping rounds in bacon grease.
I doubt that acknowledging the existence and honor of gay people is a great way to win the hearts and minds of muslims, personally. Except the gay ones serving, ofc. They might be geeked about it. You know what does tend to win hearts and minds, even of muslims? Standing between them and the people who want to kill them for any number of reasons..including gay, and returning fire. You know, with bullets. No need to dip em in contaminants, they're already lethal enough. Plus it'd just jam the belt...and I don't want any interruptions in my stream of warcrimes. That might endanger my fellow warcriminals, gay and straight. Then there's the logistics of it..where are you gonna get enough bacon grease to tip a bushmasters drums? Couldn't even get any on an at4, things fully enclosed before single time use.
IDK, it's all too complicated. If I wanted to smear my weapon with something to be sure that I sent the enemy straight to whatever hell they believed in.. I'd probably just stick to a hatchet covered in my own shit.
I doubt that acknowledging the existence and honor of gay people is a great way to win the hearts and minds of muslims, personally. Except the gay ones serving, ofc. They might be geeked about it. You know what does tend to win hearts and minds, even of muslims? Standing between them and the people who want to kill them for any number of reasons..including gay, and returning fire. You know, with bullets. No need to dip em in contaminants, they're already lethal enough. Plus it'd just jam the belt...and I don't want any interruptions in my stream of warcrimes. That might endanger my fellow warcriminals, gay and straight. Then there's the logistics of it..where are you gonna get enough bacon grease to tip a bushmasters drums? Couldn't even get any on an at4, things fully enclosed before single time use.
IDK, it's all too complicated. If I wanted to smear my weapon with something to be sure that I sent the enemy straight to whatever hell they believed in.. I'd probably just stick to a hatchet covered in my own shit.
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