That Gay Thread

[The Grand Nudger]

I said that I was okay with gay bullets, and blm bullets, Mr Dont Straw Man Me.  I understand that this frustrated you, but you think you'd be used to it by now with how many times I've shit on your attempts.  Just like I'm about to shit on this one.  

You can stuff your gaycard back in your pants.  When I was in the service, I couldn't bring every date to the px.  I had to get dropped off at the end of the approach and walk the rest of the way in for fear that the gate cameras might catch me with the wrong kind of dancing partner.  Even though it wasn't much of a secret in my unit that I wasn't straight.  I still self policed out of habit and out of a real concern for my career (which I didn't end up getting to have anyway).   It was only the fact that I was a terrifying cold blue motherfucker in a sea of fobbits that kept them from beating the shit out of me in the barracks like they did to so many others.  I mean, sure, I guess a bunch of cooks and inventory counters and tech support specialists could have started shit...but I would have killed them.  Just straight up killed them..and then walked.  Infantry are untouchable.

So..yeah, I think you're a fucked up self loathing person on many levels, and the fact that you can't let a gay soldier be proud without blowing a bunch of warcimes shit out your ass is just one minor symptom of that.  You can invite all.what.twelve (lol) randos on twitter that form some sort of gay consensus here and I'll tell them that they're assholes to their face too..if you like.

I didn't use a gay card. A gay card would be saying concede to my opinion because I'm gay. I didn't do anything close to that. 

Right, just another one of those free association exercises. 

I pointed out what the majority consensus seems to be, and you literally acknowledged a couple days ago that most gay people would not like it, but you seem to have come down with a case of amnesia and you now are backtracking by acting like 7 tweets are all of the evidence that exists in the world.

Now you're just making shit up.  I've been laughing at your alleged gay consensus since you foolishly asserted it.  I guess I didn't account for the fact that you might be an actual moron that didn't pick up on that. Ooops. Must be one of my many bloopers.

So, how did this latest concern troll attempt go?

Again, the move of a liar and someone not interested in a good faith argument. Like I pointed out, someone's opinion is no more or less correct based on sexuality. Weren't you the one that basically said this is for gay troops, so others can butt out? Sounds like you were the one saying that only a certain type of person's opinion matters, not me. When you try to argue that gay people who are not ok with the gay bullets are not ok with the acknowledgement of gay people and therefore basically want to shove teh gheys back in the closet, you are arguing in comically bad faith.

Right, because now that you can't chalk it up to my being in-sensitively straight and calling all the gays that live on twitter homophobes (which, btw, I absolutely would, np..gay people can be garbage too..to believe otherwise is, in fact, bigotry) that I think the military is doing good by acknowledging the existence and honor of gay servicemembers..we'll have to insist that I'm lying. Lying about what? Who knows...but definitely, for sure, something.

I certainly -do- think that gay servicemembers opinion about this matter more than people who would object to any military whatsit whatsoever on account of rolling warcrimes, if the subject is a pro lgbtq tweet by the military - and obviously don't mind saying it..and repeating it..and making sure you understand that's exactly what I think. Another swing and a miss. Dude, lets just foreclose on this hope of yours that any kind of concern trolling about anything whatsoever will ever work with me, shall we? You're talking to someone who can level a weapon at another person and kill them in absolute calm. Do you really think that a person like that is going to be cowed into or argued out of some thing they hold on the basis of it looking bad to you, or anyone else on the internet. I've had to look peoples kids in the eye after I shot their parents in front of them.. and I didn't even blink. Can you see why this has never worked on me. Can we at least get this out of the way wholly and forever?

That's who I am, that's what I am. Still, I do wish that the military was as woke when I was in as it (apparently) is now. It's a hell of a thing to be as committed to something as I was, as many other people were, still are, even when that institution would deny you, deprive you of advancement, dishonorably discharge you...and all of it a farce, it's not as if they would just that moment discover you weren;t straight and boot you. They knew. They always knew. It hung over you like a fucking sword. Not for failure of service..but for simply being who you are. I had to ghost some poor fucker who was just the sweetest guy in the world because someone saw me at a bar with him and Had Questions. Can you understand that? Can you sympathize. Has that ever happened to you, where everything you ever dreamed of having hinged on how well you could continuously and plausibly deny a thing everyone knew about you full well? When I was in the service, I was extremely lonely and isolated because of all this..which was a hell of a thing..because....to quote Tim O'Brien...my service was a love story you silly fucking cooze.

I don't care that you don't like it. I don't care if some pearl clutchers on the internet don't like it. None of you are the gay fucking lorax....who speaks for the gay trees....so you can all go fuck yourselves. That sink in?