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Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true."
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RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true."
LOL, nah. Aliens dictator, a-bombs, and spaceships that look suspiciously like DC-9's are infinitely more probable than ghosts and magic. You know, Battlefield Earth is pretty much a rehash of scientology come to think of it. The man cashed in twice on the same narrative by changing the names of the characters. Brilliant.
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RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by padraic - November 29, 2011 at 12:00 am
RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by The Grand Nudger - November 30, 2011 at 2:38 pm

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