RE: God vs. Women Who really sucks more?
December 2, 2011 at 6:01 pm
(This post was last modified: December 2, 2011 at 6:03 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Well, they're both claimed to know what I'm thinking, both pass judgement on my shortcomings, and either is said to be able to make my existence an eternal hell. I think I'll ride this one out. 
(ah, forgot...both are constantly demanding my money and praise, and I'm not to speak ill of either of them for fear of the above.....)
(ah, forgot...both are constantly demanding my money and praise, and I'm not to speak ill of either of them for fear of the above.....)
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