How Great Thou Aren't

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How Great Thou Aren't

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RE: How Great Thou Aren't

December 6, 2011 at 3:10 am

(December 6, 2011 at 1:31 am)aleialoura Wrote: While all the happy christians in this world open their expensive gifts, eating their hearty christmas suppers, and thanking their god for making them so especially blessed, there are so many people in this world who will wake up to a dead, emaciated corpse of their child.

Right on Aleialoura. It's not just their fucking christmas either (which is a stolen pagan holiday). I had to hear it all through thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving prayer:
Thanks god. We're so glad you're an american and that you and jesus help us rape the world and do whatever we want. You're the best. Also, if you could go ahead and make U of M win the big game this thanksgiving that would just be icing on the cake. Speaking of cake, I'm going to need to lose all this fat I inhaled during the massive feast we just ate. Do you think you could help me shed a few pounds too. HAHA who am I kidding ... of course you will, you're on our side. Next month, if you get some time, go ahead and use my dollar-fifty to help some african kid eat some old bread. I like to do something nice at Christmas. Just save my crowns for me when I get to heaven.

god is so great and powerful and merciful .......................................... and I'm a delusional fuck!

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How Great Thou Aren't - by Cinjin - December 6, 2011 at 12:40 am

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Erinome - December 6, 2011 at 1:31 am

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Cinjin - December 6, 2011 at 3:10 am

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by tackattack - December 6, 2011 at 6:43 am

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Cinjin - December 6, 2011 at 9:50 am

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Heather - December 6, 2011 at 10:58 am

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Cinjin - December 6, 2011 at 12:44 pm

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Minimalist - December 6, 2011 at 12:15 pm

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by ElDinero - December 6, 2011 at 4:32 pm

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Shell B - December 6, 2011 at 7:49 am

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Shell B - December 6, 2011 at 9:53 am

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Cinjin - December 6, 2011 at 10:08 am

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Minimalist - December 6, 2011 at 12:57 pm

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Heather - December 6, 2011 at 3:02 pm

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Mister Agenda - December 6, 2011 at 6:35 pm

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by tackattack - December 7, 2011 at 1:36 am

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Cinjin - December 7, 2011 at 10:12 am

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by tackattack - December 8, 2011 at 2:25 am

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Cinjin - December 8, 2011 at 4:02 pm

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Heather - December 7, 2011 at 10:47 am

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by ElDinero - December 8, 2011 at 3:24 am

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by tackattack - December 8, 2011 at 3:56 am

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Heather - December 8, 2011 at 9:32 am

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by ElDinero - December 8, 2011 at 8:39 am

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Minimalist - December 8, 2011 at 4:20 pm

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by tackattack - December 9, 2011 at 5:17 am

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Cinjin - December 9, 2011 at 12:20 pm

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by gralbrit79 - December 9, 2011 at 6:31 pm

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Cinjin - December 9, 2011 at 6:41 pm

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by ElDinero - December 9, 2011 at 10:13 pm

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by ElDinero - December 9, 2011 at 2:01 pm

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Minimalist - December 9, 2011 at 2:57 pm

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Minimalist - December 9, 2011 at 7:16 pm

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Shell B - December 9, 2011 at 10:22 pm

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Minimalist - December 9, 2011 at 10:42 pm

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Shell B - December 9, 2011 at 10:45 pm

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Kayenneh - December 9, 2011 at 11:02 pm

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Minimalist - December 9, 2011 at 11:10 pm

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by gralbrit79 - December 10, 2011 at 12:52 am

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Cinjin - December 10, 2011 at 1:41 am

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by tackattack - December 14, 2011 at 6:56 am

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by ElDinero - December 14, 2011 at 1:42 pm

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by ElDinero - December 10, 2011 at 6:11 am

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Minimalist - December 10, 2011 at 1:03 am

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by gralbrit79 - December 10, 2011 at 11:45 am

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by houseofcantor - December 14, 2011 at 8:25 am

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by tackattack - December 14, 2011 at 9:41 am

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by houseofcantor - December 14, 2011 at 12:29 pm

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Blackbox - December 14, 2011 at 11:29 am

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Minimalist - December 14, 2011 at 12:47 pm

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Godschild - December 15, 2011 at 5:48 pm

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Shell B - December 15, 2011 at 6:05 pm

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Godschild - December 15, 2011 at 9:35 pm

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by houseofcantor - December 16, 2011 at 4:29 am

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by ElDinero - December 15, 2011 at 7:31 pm

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by houseofcantor - December 15, 2011 at 9:23 pm

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Minimalist - December 15, 2011 at 5:54 pm

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by frankiej - December 15, 2011 at 5:57 pm

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Shell B - December 16, 2011 at 4:33 am

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by houseofcantor - December 16, 2011 at 6:11 am

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by ElDinero - December 16, 2011 at 9:53 pm

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by houseofcantor - December 16, 2011 at 11:35 pm

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Godschild - December 16, 2011 at 6:01 pm

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Shell B - December 16, 2011 at 6:24 pm

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Jackalope - December 16, 2011 at 10:14 pm

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Godschild - December 17, 2011 at 1:05 am

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Jackalope - December 17, 2011 at 2:16 am

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Darwinning - December 17, 2011 at 12:15 pm

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Cinjin - December 18, 2011 at 5:09 am

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Minimalist - December 16, 2011 at 1:50 pm

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by houseofcantor - December 16, 2011 at 2:24 pm

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by The Grand Nudger - December 16, 2011 at 10:24 pm

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Jackalope - December 17, 2011 at 12:58 am

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Godschild - December 17, 2011 at 7:23 am

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by Shell B - December 17, 2011 at 2:12 am

RE: How Great Thou Aren't - by The Grand Nudger - December 17, 2011 at 11:39 am

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