Sexual desire seems to be a curse for men

[Uberpod]

Taking rejection personally is to be expected. Take a personal inventory.  Be brief, don't tarry. Plan some growth and change if needed, but move on fast. I agree that overpersonalizing things must be avoided. Many things have external causes outside one's control. And, if needy and pathetic were attractive we'd all get laid on our worst days.

And if you still take that moral inventory and find can't fix the problems you find, just order one of these (choose the design of the partner you want, these guys aren't too copyright conscious), and once it arrives (it will take a while, what with the shop being based out of China), fill it with one of these, and voila, you've got a girlfriend. I've been with mine for close to three years.

And when its time for her to meet the parents, she won't say anything out of turn.