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What is going to happen when Jesus returns?

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What is going to happen when Jesus returns?
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RE: What is going to happen when Jesus returns?
March 19, 2023 at 7:15 am
Jesus never left.

I keep him in my closet.
Not to worry, it's solitary confinement.
Sauron, Megatron, Voldemort, and Thanos keep her company.

We are planning a trip to see Tinkerbell this summer.
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RE: What is going to happen when Jesus returns? - by no one - March 19, 2023 at 7:15 am

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