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What is going to happen when Jesus returns?

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What is going to happen when Jesus returns?
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RE: What is going to happen when Jesus returns?
March 19, 2023 at 7:16 am
Asuming that this is a seasonal question, first he will typically aerate and fertilize the lawn, then mow as necessary.

TBH: he mows more than I think is necessary.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: What is going to happen when Jesus returns? - by brewer - March 19, 2023 at 7:16 am

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