Honestly, I would pretend like I suddenly found Jesus in my heart. I would try to hold a straight face and tell them Jesus spoke to me, and then I would make it a point to seem to be the most fundamentally religious person in the world. It's easy, just say repulsive things... quote the bible, and pretend to pray. Then when you're alone in your room, laugh your ass off at those gullible little twits, and collect your Christmas loot.
If you need some pointers on how to be convincing, go here:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net
That forum is full of atheists, pretending to be obnoxious (pious) religious fucks. Just take some queues from them, and make a private game out of it. I know it feels better to tell them how fucked up and stupid their beliefs are, but Christmas gifts are fucking important. Just fuck with their heads, that can be fun too.
If you need some pointers on how to be convincing, go here:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net
That forum is full of atheists, pretending to be obnoxious (pious) religious fucks. Just take some queues from them, and make a private game out of it. I know it feels better to tell them how fucked up and stupid their beliefs are, but Christmas gifts are fucking important. Just fuck with their heads, that can be fun too.
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