Quote: Have a cup of tea and a haggis pie
I'd love a haggis pie could you give me some hints?
I understand the wild, free range haggis are the best. How do you catch them? What size is best? (for a small dinner party) What's the best way to cook them? Veggies? What kind of wine should I serve? Or perhaps just say some single malt, in tumblers? (then NOBODY would give a stuff about the fucking haggis)

----------------------------------------------------------------
@Blackbox; I'm being flippant because my heart goes out to you and I can't think of anything to help NOW..At 16,when I was upset (and when I wasn't) I'd go and have a nice wank. (really)
I won't suggest you do what I did to bullies, because these days they put you in gaol for that.
