RE: New game: your ideal Christian
December 18, 2011 at 12:34 pm
(December 18, 2011 at 12:12 pm)Epimethean Wrote: 1.) What are the best positions/attributes a Christian could have and still want to call herself a Christian?
Doggystyle is a favorite of mine. This hypothetical good christian would be well-versed in such, and I would not object if she called herself a good christian for practicing this with a passion. Attributes? Well-proportioned, flexible, shaved in the right places, fit, able to go full-biblical multiple times.
2.) Have you ever met a Christian that met your ideal? (If not, are there any fairly famous ones you suspect might?)
I did meet one who met this ideal, but she repented after the full-biblical.
3.) How fond/approving of such a Christian could you be? Would you be happy to have one: .. move next door? .. become a fishing buddy? .. marry your daughter?! .. marry you?!?!
I approved of her while we were biblical, especially when she was telling me in triple X pantomime about sodomites.
I don't have a daughter, but before I took this proper christian home to study, she did show me how to love her fellow woman as herself (by making out with her best friend and groping her everywhere).
