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Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO!
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RE: Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO!
(January 1, 2012 at 5:08 pm)Cinjin Wrote: Apparently, an all-powerful, all knowing god is not capable of avoiding the occasional pile of excrement.

You'd think that the creator of the universe would already know where to place his foot so as to avoid a turd or two.

You might also think that if he hates shit so much, he might have made his creations without the need for such an unpleasant biological process.

Buy hey, god works in mysterious ways and all that.

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RE: Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO! - by Cinjin - January 1, 2012 at 5:08 pm
RE: Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO! - by Jackalope - January 1, 2012 at 5:30 pm
RE: Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO! - by Erinome - January 2, 2012 at 2:03 pm
RE: Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO! - by Erinome - January 2, 2012 at 3:14 pm
RE: Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO! - by Erinome - January 2, 2012 at 3:23 pm
RE: Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO! - by Tobie - January 3, 2012 at 4:39 pm
RE: Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO! - by Violet - January 10, 2012 at 11:53 pm

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