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Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO!

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Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO!
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RE: Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO!
January 1, 2012 at 8:42 pm
Quote:Since we do not live in desert camps and the toilet has it's place in our homes God knows we are smart enough to know this commandment only applies to those who might live in a similar situation as the Israelites did at that time.


Quote:For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

Matthew 5:18

I hate having to remind you about your fucking bible, G-C. Maybe you should read the goddamn thing instead of simply mouthing off about it.

Sounds to me like your 'god' may be getting ready to take a big shit on your head for your heresy.
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Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO!

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RE: Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO! - by Cinjin - January 1, 2012 at 5:08 pm
RE: Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO! - by Minimalist - January 1, 2012 at 8:42 pm
RE: Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO! - by Erinome - January 2, 2012 at 2:03 pm
RE: Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO! - by Erinome - January 2, 2012 at 3:14 pm
RE: Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO! - by Erinome - January 2, 2012 at 3:23 pm
RE: Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO! - by Tobie - January 3, 2012 at 4:39 pm
RE: Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO! - by Violet - January 10, 2012 at 11:53 pm

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