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Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO!

Poll: Do you use a bathroom in your home?
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Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO!
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RE: Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO!
January 2, 2012 at 2:56 am (This post was last modified: January 2, 2012 at 2:57 am by Faith No More.)
Me, I have a pot on my front porch that I shit in. Just kidding, I figured no one would vote no and that made me really want to vote that way.

On another note, did anyone else read the title of the thread and imagine God with a rolled up newspaper chasing after some puny human scrambling to pull his pants up?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO!

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RE: Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO! - by Cinjin - January 1, 2012 at 5:08 pm
RE: Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO! - by Faith No More - January 2, 2012 at 2:56 am
RE: Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO! - by Erinome - January 2, 2012 at 2:03 pm
RE: Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO! - by Erinome - January 2, 2012 at 3:14 pm
RE: Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO! - by Erinome - January 2, 2012 at 3:23 pm
RE: Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO! - by Tobie - January 3, 2012 at 4:39 pm
RE: Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO! - by Violet - January 10, 2012 at 11:53 pm

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