Bidets: Brilliant Bathroom Addition or Gay Bung Hole Tickling Agenda?

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Hope to be a future owner.

From what I've heard on podcast ads, there are now small bidets you can install inside your toilet bowl. So you can do it right now. No reason to wait.

Anybody have experience with the wide range of Bidet products, positive or negative?

The podcaster who was making the ad mentioned that "your asshole will taste better." Would that be a reason enough for you to use a bidet just so your asshole tastes better?

There are reasons to wait depending on if you own your own home or rent. Where the toilet is in relation to the rest of the plumbing. But your a Gen z knowitall so I don't want to trigger your obvious sensibilities by mentioning anything that might exist out side your google understanding.

Your last comment is clearly in some sort of jest, I assume you don't have a fetish for licking anus. But you may. if your so concerned with water upon your starfish I suggest more than an internet forum to work that one out.