The Death and Resurrection of Christ?

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Since you mentioned the Bible let's take the story as given. Pilate called in the solider over the crucifixion and asked him if Jesus was dead, a Roman solider does not lie about such things it would cost him his life. The Romans were very good at crucifixion and would not let anyone off a cross that was still alive. But I know how it is, you want me to believe Jesus to be the only one to escape death on a cross out of the tens of thousands that were crucified. Well I not so foolish as to believe that are you?

Oh, G-C you are such a fucking idiot. Are you going to try to pass those absurd "reports of Pilate" off as "history?"

Even YOU can't be that stupid..... or can you?

Hope that helps.

Beautifully done, D-P. But of course you are going to make the nutjobs' heads explode. Not such a bad result.