Will Trump go to Heaven?

[Jackalope]

You may be on to something here.

Remember that underground nuke test that blew a manhole cover into space?  All we gotta do is get the man to stand on top of one of those and set off a nuke under it.   Boom, straight to heaven amirite?

Ew. Given the rate of acceleration (to get an object to leave the earth and not return, it has to exceed 7 miles per second, initially (physics mechanics test question, from way back). There will be some bones (maybe) on that cover, and the rest of the toxic stew that he is comprised of will disperse around the world just like Plutonium from a nuke. Just ICK.

Sure, it's not an optimal outcome but it's within the margins of acceptability.