Is he dead yet?

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

So at what time is the fake assassination attempt tonight?

Such irony. The great exposer of conspiracy theories posits a conspiracy theory himself.

I'm not closed to the idea that prior assassination attempts were faked but I would like some evidence, please. Occam's Razor is a double-edged blade.

'Occam's Razor ne'er shaved the barber. It is much too dull.' - Edmond Rostand

Boru