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Make an Offering to God

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Make an Offering to God
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Make an Offering to God
January 10, 2012 at 7:32 am
Pascal's Wager is a crock but that doesn't mean we shouldn't gain ourselves some favour from at least one deity.

Gods have many representatives on Earth, they do some dodgy things, I'd like to make it easier for gods to control their minions.

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That Cthulu sounds worrying, I'd like him/her to sleep as peacefully as possible.

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So if you want to get yourself some favour send a god a gift, might be best to send them all of one, they are inclined to jealousy.

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Make an Offering to God

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Make an Offering to God - by The Magic Pudding - January 10, 2012 at 7:32 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by Faith No More - January 10, 2012 at 8:58 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by reverendjeremiah - January 10, 2012 at 9:15 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by The Magic Pudding - January 10, 2012 at 9:24 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by Napoléon - January 11, 2012 at 9:47 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by Lucius - January 13, 2012 at 9:33 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by Jackalope - January 13, 2012 at 3:07 pm
RE: Make an Offering to God - by Napoléon - January 14, 2012 at 8:19 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by The Magic Pudding - January 14, 2012 at 8:52 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by kılıç_mehmet - January 10, 2012 at 11:30 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by The Grand Nudger - January 10, 2012 at 6:08 pm
RE: Make an Offering to God - by KichigaiNeko - January 11, 2012 at 4:02 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by The Grand Nudger - January 11, 2012 at 9:38 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by frankiej - January 11, 2012 at 9:39 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by Doubting Thomas - January 13, 2012 at 11:24 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by Faith No More - January 13, 2012 at 3:23 pm
RE: Make an Offering to God - by KichigaiNeko - January 13, 2012 at 10:14 pm
RE: Make an Offering to God - by The Magic Pudding - January 13, 2012 at 10:24 pm
RE: Make an Offering to God - by Erinome - January 14, 2012 at 4:45 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by 8BitAtheist - January 14, 2012 at 5:25 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by The Magic Pudding - January 14, 2012 at 6:50 am

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