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Make an Offering to God
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RE: Make an Offering to God
(January 10, 2012 at 8:58 am)Faith No More Wrote: The gods are going to be pissed you couldn't even spring for the wii motion plus.

Shoosh, they are old, they won't notice.


Religion is loosing it grip on people, if only gods listened and answered the occasional prayer they'd do much better. If only my prayers for the smiting of the demon Brussels sprouts had been answered, I may have been able to fabricate a faith.

So an ear trumpet so the old buggers can hear us.

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Messages In This Thread
Make an Offering to God - by The Magic Pudding - January 10, 2012 at 7:32 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by Faith No More - January 10, 2012 at 8:58 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by reverendjeremiah - January 10, 2012 at 9:15 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by The Magic Pudding - January 10, 2012 at 9:24 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by Napoléon - January 11, 2012 at 9:47 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by Lucius - January 13, 2012 at 9:33 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by Jackalope - January 13, 2012 at 3:07 pm
RE: Make an Offering to God - by Napoléon - January 14, 2012 at 8:19 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by The Magic Pudding - January 14, 2012 at 8:52 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by kılıç_mehmet - January 10, 2012 at 11:30 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by The Grand Nudger - January 10, 2012 at 6:08 pm
RE: Make an Offering to God - by KichigaiNeko - January 11, 2012 at 4:02 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by The Grand Nudger - January 11, 2012 at 9:38 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by frankiej - January 11, 2012 at 9:39 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by Doubting Thomas - January 13, 2012 at 11:24 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by Faith No More - January 13, 2012 at 3:23 pm
RE: Make an Offering to God - by KichigaiNeko - January 13, 2012 at 10:14 pm
RE: Make an Offering to God - by The Magic Pudding - January 13, 2012 at 10:24 pm
RE: Make an Offering to God - by Erinome - January 14, 2012 at 4:45 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by 8BitAtheist - January 14, 2012 at 5:25 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by The Magic Pudding - January 14, 2012 at 6:50 am

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