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Make an Offering to God

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Make an Offering to God
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RE: Make an Offering to God
January 14, 2012 at 6:50 am (This post was last modified: January 14, 2012 at 6:54 am by The Magic Pudding.)
I'm going to offer god a hymn a hymn unto god and I'd ask you all to join in, come on you know this one.

Quote: O Lord, please don't burn us.
Don't grill or toast Your flock.
Don't put us on the barbecue
Or simmer us in stock.
Don't braise or bake or boil us
Or stir-fry us in a wok.
Oh, please don't lightly poach us
Or baste us with hot fat.
Don't fricassee or roast us
Or boil us in a vat,
And please don't stick Thy servants, Lord,
In a Rotissomat.
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Make an Offering to God

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Make an Offering to God - by The Magic Pudding - January 10, 2012 at 7:32 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by Faith No More - January 10, 2012 at 8:58 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by reverendjeremiah - January 10, 2012 at 9:15 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by The Magic Pudding - January 10, 2012 at 9:24 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by Napoléon - January 11, 2012 at 9:47 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by Lucius - January 13, 2012 at 9:33 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by Jackalope - January 13, 2012 at 3:07 pm
RE: Make an Offering to God - by Napoléon - January 14, 2012 at 8:19 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by The Magic Pudding - January 14, 2012 at 8:52 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by kılıç_mehmet - January 10, 2012 at 11:30 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by The Grand Nudger - January 10, 2012 at 6:08 pm
RE: Make an Offering to God - by KichigaiNeko - January 11, 2012 at 4:02 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by The Grand Nudger - January 11, 2012 at 9:38 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by frankiej - January 11, 2012 at 9:39 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by Doubting Thomas - January 13, 2012 at 11:24 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by Faith No More - January 13, 2012 at 3:23 pm
RE: Make an Offering to God - by KichigaiNeko - January 13, 2012 at 10:14 pm
RE: Make an Offering to God - by The Magic Pudding - January 13, 2012 at 10:24 pm
RE: Make an Offering to God - by Erinome - January 14, 2012 at 4:45 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by 8BitAtheist - January 14, 2012 at 5:25 am
RE: Make an Offering to God - by The Magic Pudding - January 14, 2012 at 6:50 am

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