You see I can write gospel music.
I call this one "The Mirror That Can't be Broken"
The mirror that can't be broken,
God himself has spoken,
Bend and twist with fear,
Take it in the ear,
Sunday's comin' fast,
You're never gonna last,
The mirror that can't be broken,
God himself has spoken,
The rain comes down like blood,
Filled with pain and crud,
Life is such a pain,
A meat filled short refrain,
The mirror that can't be broken,
God himself has spoken,
View yourself on God,
You silly small dirt clod,
It will end real soon,
pluck your eye out with a spoon.

The mirror that can't be broken,
God himself has spoken,
Bend and twist with fear,
Take it in the ear,
Sunday's comin' fast,
You're never gonna last,
The mirror that can't be broken,
God himself has spoken,
The rain comes down like blood,
Filled with pain and crud,
Life is such a pain,
A meat filled short refrain,
The mirror that can't be broken,
God himself has spoken,
View yourself on God,
You silly small dirt clod,
It will end real soon,
pluck your eye out with a spoon.