How can Christians not admit Christianity is all a pile of garbage when ...?

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The earliest Greek representations of Hades are Homeric.

http://www.theoi.com/Kosmos/Haides.html

In ancient Greek mythology and religion the DOMOS HAIDOU or "realm of Haides" was the land of the dead, the final resting place for departed souls. It was a dark and dismal realm in which bodiless ghosts flitted across grey fields of asphodel. The Homeric poets knew of no Islands of the Blessed or Elysian fields, or for that matter a Tartarean hell, instead all the spirits, including those of the great heroes, descended into Haides.

Hades was a warehouse for the dead. Presumably they sat around jerking off.

It took centuries for this bullshit to develop and one cannot discount the influence of Zoroastrianism on Greek thought.

http://www.hell-on-line.org/AboutZOR.html

Few texts describe Zoroastrian hell — a gloomy and fiery place full of stench.

It isn't really so hard to see where xtian bullshit artists got their ideas from, is it?