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Mini rant, because I can
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RE: Mini rant, because I can
The beard guy, would tap that sexy bastard into next week.
I'm just kidding but could you imagine?
He slides of his hat to reveal a wrinkled, balding head. He raises a grey eyebrow at you and winks.
He presses play on an 80s stereo that begins playing You Sexy Thing by Hot Chocolate, his clothes drop to the floor as he dances toward you.

You're welcome for that mental image everyone.
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Mini rant, because I can - by thesummerqueen - February 14, 2012 at 3:48 pm
RE: Mini rant, because I can - by Jackalope - February 14, 2012 at 3:52 pm
RE: Mini rant, because I can - by thesummerqueen - February 14, 2012 at 3:56 pm
RE: Mini rant, because I can - by Jackalope - February 14, 2012 at 3:59 pm
RE: Mini rant, because I can - by Doubting Thomas - February 14, 2012 at 3:58 pm
RE: Mini rant, because I can - by Shell B - February 14, 2012 at 3:59 pm
RE: Mini rant, because I can - by thesummerqueen - February 14, 2012 at 4:00 pm
RE: Mini rant, because I can - by Shell B - February 14, 2012 at 4:11 pm
RE: Mini rant, because I can - by thesummerqueen - February 14, 2012 at 4:13 pm
RE: Mini rant, because I can - by Shell B - February 14, 2012 at 4:15 pm
RE: Mini rant, because I can - by thesummerqueen - February 14, 2012 at 4:18 pm
RE: Mini rant, because I can - by padraic - February 14, 2012 at 5:22 pm
RE: Mini rant, because I can - by Autumnlicious - February 14, 2012 at 5:22 pm
RE: Mini rant, because I can - by Faith No More - February 14, 2012 at 5:26 pm
RE: Mini rant, because I can - by Tiberius - February 14, 2012 at 5:28 pm
RE: Mini rant, because I can - by thesummerqueen - February 14, 2012 at 5:30 pm
RE: Mini rant, because I can - by padraic - February 14, 2012 at 7:31 pm
RE: Mini rant, because I can - by Minimalist - February 14, 2012 at 8:26 pm
RE: Mini rant, because I can - by thesummerqueen - February 14, 2012 at 8:30 pm
RE: Mini rant, because I can - by Bradjalicious - February 16, 2012 at 2:15 pm
RE: Mini rant, because I can - by Minimalist - February 14, 2012 at 10:12 pm
RE: Mini rant, because I can - by thesummerqueen - February 14, 2012 at 10:59 pm
RE: Mini rant, because I can - by KichigaiNeko - February 15, 2012 at 1:09 am
RE: Mini rant, because I can - by leo-rcc - February 15, 2012 at 6:23 am
RE: Mini rant, because I can - by thesummerqueen - February 15, 2012 at 9:43 am
RE: Mini rant, because I can - by padraic - February 15, 2012 at 6:53 pm
RE: Mini rant, because I can - by thesummerqueen - February 15, 2012 at 10:11 pm
RE: Mini rant, because I can - by KichigaiNeko - February 15, 2012 at 10:33 pm
RE: Mini rant, because I can - by Reforged - February 15, 2012 at 10:57 pm
RE: Mini rant, because I can - by thesummerqueen - February 15, 2012 at 10:58 pm
RE: Mini rant, because I can - by thesummerqueen - February 16, 2012 at 2:18 pm
RE: Mini rant, because I can - by Rokcet Scientist - February 17, 2012 at 6:01 am
RE: Mini rant, because I can - by KichigaiNeko - February 18, 2012 at 4:06 am

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