I never understood why the bible had to be written to be interpreted in so many different ways.
And then you get sent to hell for getting the interpretation wrong.
The only correct interpretation that you can make with this in mind. If there is a God.. he's a complete and utter wanker.
Time to stop drinking wine now
And then you get sent to hell for getting the interpretation wrong.
The only correct interpretation that you can make with this in mind. If there is a God.. he's a complete and utter wanker.
Time to stop drinking wine now

Self-authenticating private evidence is useless, because it is indistinguishable from the illusion of it. ― Kel, Kelosophy Blog
If you’re going to watch tele, you should watch Scooby Doo. That show was so cool because every time there’s a church with a ghoul, or a ghost in a school. They looked beneath the mask and what was inside?
The f**king janitor or the dude who runs the waterslide. Throughout history every mystery. Ever solved has turned out to be. Not Magic. ― Tim Minchin, Storm
If you’re going to watch tele, you should watch Scooby Doo. That show was so cool because every time there’s a church with a ghoul, or a ghost in a school. They looked beneath the mask and what was inside?
The f**king janitor or the dude who runs the waterslide. Throughout history every mystery. Ever solved has turned out to be. Not Magic. ― Tim Minchin, Storm