RE: Bible contradictions?
March 8, 2012 at 1:58 am
(This post was last modified: March 8, 2012 at 2:02 am by Voltair.)
(March 8, 2012 at 1:53 am)aleialoura Wrote:(March 8, 2012 at 1:44 am)Voltair Wrote:(March 8, 2012 at 1:42 am)aleialoura Wrote: Ummmm... A True Christian wouldn't do that.
So, yes.
SCORE! Then can we go pig out at a buffet, and make out again? Then have a sword fight which may end in..... a wrestling match? Again these are only questions there is no obligation... Although if the sword fight happens we must be wearing chain mail or heavier armor....
Okay, but I get to choose the buffet, and I want to have the sword fight/wrestling match before we go to the buffet, because they make me sleepy and shlumpish. Maybe after all that, we can watch the Spanish channel, and do hilarious voice-overs, before and after we make out again, of course.
SOLD!!! AND.....
Jesus fucking Christ..... I have found the one! Damn probably got dehydrated from the orgasm I had reading that.
You guys feel free to continue your Bible contradiction discussion I have tons of fantasizing which if far more important to attend to...