RE: Bible contradictions?
March 8, 2012 at 2:13 am
(This post was last modified: March 8, 2012 at 2:13 am by Voltair.)
(March 8, 2012 at 2:09 am)aleialoura Wrote:(March 8, 2012 at 1:58 am)Voltair Wrote:(March 8, 2012 at 1:53 am)aleialoura Wrote:(March 8, 2012 at 1:44 am)Voltair Wrote:(March 8, 2012 at 1:42 am)aleialoura Wrote: Ummmm... A True Christian wouldn't do that.
So, yes.
SCORE! Then can we go pig out at a buffet, and make out again? Then have a sword fight which may end in..... a wrestling match? Again these are only questions there is no obligation... Although if the sword fight happens we must be wearing chain mail or heavier armor....
Okay, but I get to choose the buffet, and I want to have the sword fight/wrestling match before we go to the buffet, because they make me sleepy and shlumpish. Maybe after all that, we can watch the Spanish channel, and do hilarious voice-overs, before and after we make out again, of course.
SOLD!!! AND.....
Jesus fucking Christ..... I have found the one! Damn probably got dehydrated from the orgasm I had reading that.
Orgasms are my favorite, dude! Hell yah!
Maybe Jesus meant us just for each other so we can make out, and have orgasms and sword fights in hell together. Jesus just thinks of everything, doesn't he!
...... Holy shit I would be honored to make out, orgasm, and sword fight with you for all eternity while on fire. That is like.... Valhalla on steroids.... Do you happen to be single? And if not do you happen to care enough about the fellow to where if I devoured him like a 18 foot anaconda you would be offended?
FUCK YEAH! PRAISE JESUS!
