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Why Muslims are cognitiviely SMARTER than atheists. This is PROOF!
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RE: Why Muslims are cognitiviely SMARTER than atheists. This is PROOF!
Actually, you "avoid it" (a lie if there ever was one, judging by the increasing number of muslims in the world) because your imaginary friend says something about it is sinful, which is just an exceedingly flowery way of saying that your father doesn't like the idea of other people touching his things (wives and daughters included in those things, of course). Ah the lies we tell to children.

I'm sitting here getting a giggle at just how terrible first time sex must be between people with no experience of touching the opposite sex, and in some cases, never having seen the females face prior to that moment. They must be quick learners though, because again, they're having children as fast as I am. All of this assuming that they are the elusive "true muslim" and not a regular ordinary human being that fails completely to follow even the simplest of divine commands despite professing a deeply sincere and profound belief in their veracity and worth. You might want to pass this word along to all the moneyed muslims that filter through my little horsebreeding mecca...and all of it's various stripjoints and whorehouses as a can't-miss part of the american experience. I agree with you though, they seem severely impaired cognitively speaking, they also seem to be very drunk.

"What happens outside the Imamate, stays outside the Imamate", eh?
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RE: Why Muslims are cognitiviely SMARTER than atheists. This is PROOF! - by The Grand Nudger - March 15, 2012 at 1:21 pm

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