RE: There Has Been A Serious Infestation of Jesus Freaks
March 17, 2012 at 11:21 pm
(This post was last modified: March 17, 2012 at 11:22 pm by Minimalist.)
(March 17, 2012 at 10:12 pm)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote:(March 17, 2012 at 8:06 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I suggest we spray.
DO YOUR WORST YOU HEATHEN! I AM IMMUNE TO POISON! THE LORD JESUS HAS GRANTED ME THIS POWER THROUGH FAITH!
Quote:Mark 16:18 They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.
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Oops.
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Quote:This is the main text this cult turns to for their belief system. It reads:
"These signs will accompany those who have believed; n My name they will cast out demons, they will speak with new tongues; they will pick up serpents, and fi they drink any deadly poison, it will not hurt them; they will lay hands on the sick, and they will recover." -Mark 16:17-18
There are several problems with this text. First, this text, in fact Mark 16:9-20, is not found in the original manuscripts. It appears, according to Textual Criticism, that the original text that Mark wrote ended at verse 8. Perhaps the reason someone has added the lat 12 verses is because verse 8 is an odd ending for one of the Gospels.
Just an add-on. Apparently one of the popes had a poisonous snake business and you know how those motherfuckers are about making a buck.
Kind of explains the opening of the story.
Quote:Last Tuesday, on Election Day, a woman in Kentucky died of a snake bite after apparently being bitten while at church.
Fucking Kentucky. Where else?
