Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: December 23, 2024, 12:34 pm

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Kids Say the Darndest Things . . . Atheist Forums Edition
#10
RE: Kids Say the Darndest Things . . . Atheist Forums Edition
This one comes from my son's best friend.

One day, they were sitting in front of the television playing with a toy called an Eyeclops. The Eyeclops is a device that you hold to something and that something will be magnified on the television screen. Being boys, they were holding it up to their armpits, tongues, etc. My son went to lift up his shirt to press it to his bellybutton. Before he could lift his shirt up, his cute as a button best friend gasped and said: Don't do that. My son asked why. His friend responded, "Because we will see your penis!" They were about six at the time.
Reply



Messages In This Thread
RE: Kids Say the Darndest Things . . . Atheist Forums Edition - by Shell B - March 27, 2012 at 8:45 pm

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Worst things to say as a toast at a wedding. Brian37 4 597 March 8, 2021 at 6:52 pm
Last Post: Angrboda
  Things not to say on a job interview. Brian37 42 2992 March 7, 2021 at 10:29 am
Last Post: Gawdzilla Sama
  Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. Brian37 74 4310 March 2, 2021 at 8:18 am
Last Post: Gawdzilla Sama
  Things not to say when being arrested The Valkyrie 44 2695 February 16, 2021 at 9:22 am
Last Post: polymath257
  Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler Losty 23 2260 July 2, 2020 at 1:55 pm
Last Post: A. Secular Human
  Things Your Pets Say To You BrianSoddingBoru4 13 2449 July 2, 2020 at 6:10 am
Last Post: Gawdzilla Sama
  Things you say to your pets BrokenQuill92 26 2129 July 1, 2020 at 12:06 pm
Last Post: Brian37
  Drugs, not even once, kids! Gawdzilla Sama 32 1984 November 13, 2018 at 8:22 pm
Last Post: Jackalope
  We were so poor .... 1st world edition. ignoramus 25 1700 October 18, 2018 at 6:07 pm
Last Post: Gawdzilla Sama
  Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids? FatAndFaithless 69 10070 December 1, 2017 at 6:02 pm
Last Post: Cod



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)