This one comes from my son's best friend.
One day, they were sitting in front of the television playing with a toy called an Eyeclops. The Eyeclops is a device that you hold to something and that something will be magnified on the television screen. Being boys, they were holding it up to their armpits, tongues, etc. My son went to lift up his shirt to press it to his bellybutton. Before he could lift his shirt up, his cute as a button best friend gasped and said: Don't do that. My son asked why. His friend responded, "Because we will see your penis!" They were about six at the time.
One day, they were sitting in front of the television playing with a toy called an Eyeclops. The Eyeclops is a device that you hold to something and that something will be magnified on the television screen. Being boys, they were holding it up to their armpits, tongues, etc. My son went to lift up his shirt to press it to his bellybutton. Before he could lift his shirt up, his cute as a button best friend gasped and said: Don't do that. My son asked why. His friend responded, "Because we will see your penis!" They were about six at the time.