Thanks! I'm working off an .srt file I found online as a basis. Unfortunately, it has obviously been awkwardly translated from some other language - French, I think - into what appears on the face of it to be English, of sorts. The words are familiar, but the combinations of them are just weird. For example, a line such as "The scriptures wrapped their wings of quiet about us, and the world just went away" has been rendered as "The Scriptures wrapped its wings of quiet about us, and the world simply vanished". Makes for tough going.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'