I'm a witness that Jesus lives!

[Reforged]

First weekend in december 2008, I laid down to sleep. All of a sudden I was sitting on the edge of the bed, reading a book about Jesus and his father about how they have triumphed against evil throughout time. Then from behind me came the voice of Jesus, he said "hurry up and finish reading my book"! I was astounded and turned around to look over my shoulder...immediately he grabbed me from behind, underneath my armpits and lifted me clear off the bed! My whole body was vibrating from his touch. Then I woke up and to my surprise my entire body was still vibrating. Immediately, I knelt at the side of my bed and asked "what should I do" he said "be masterful", again I asked what should I do? he said "be free" then I asked how can I feel like this all the time? He said "follow me".

Ahah! At last, solid evidence! Finally we have an eye witness to the glory of God. Now we can all return to the fold and put aside our god-hating ways. We are saved! Hallelujah!

Personally I wouldn't want to be taken from behind by Jesus. Maybe you didn't want it either. But what are you going to do, right? Your ass belongs to God, obviously. Way to take one for the team. By your sacrifice we all have the evidence we've so sorely needed.

Does that mean we all have to do this?
http://www.xfamily.org/index.php/Loving_Jesus