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Snake handling Pastor dies
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RE: Snake handling Pastor dies
Oh hell yall, for all we know one of those bastards is immune to the flu.
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Snake handling Pastor dies - by Manowar - June 10, 2012 at 8:51 am
RE: Snake handling Pastor dies - by genkaus - June 10, 2012 at 9:23 am
RE: Snake handling Pastor dies - by The Grand Nudger - June 10, 2012 at 9:44 am
RE: Snake handling Pastor dies - by SleepingDemon - June 10, 2012 at 11:08 am
RE: Snake handling Pastor dies - by The Grand Nudger - June 10, 2012 at 11:12 am
RE: Snake handling Pastor dies - by Thor - June 10, 2012 at 12:08 pm
RE: Snake handling Pastor dies - by Minimalist - June 10, 2012 at 12:38 pm
RE: Snake handling Pastor dies - by Cinjin - June 10, 2012 at 12:53 pm
RE: Snake handling Pastor dies - by Manowar - June 10, 2012 at 1:26 pm
RE: Snake handling Pastor dies - by Cinjin - June 10, 2012 at 2:11 pm
RE: Snake handling Pastor dies - by Manowar - June 11, 2012 at 11:12 am
RE: Snake handling Pastor dies - by Anomalocaris - June 11, 2012 at 11:28 am
RE: Snake handling Pastor dies - by Minimalist - June 11, 2012 at 12:26 pm
RE: Snake handling Pastor dies - by Anomalocaris - June 11, 2012 at 12:59 pm
RE: Snake handling Pastor dies - by The Grand Nudger - June 11, 2012 at 1:39 pm

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