RE: I mostly believed Christianity briefly recently... you know what hurt the most?
June 14, 2012 at 4:11 pm
(This post was last modified: June 14, 2012 at 4:32 pm by Cyberman.)
Against my better judgement but still:
"Hey, you! Yes - you! Do you realise how much you stink? Well it's true! You're covered with nasty, filthy sin bacteria that love nothing better than to hold massive orgies in your naughtiest, sweatiest places - and you're not invited!
But now eternal salvation is at hand - new, improved GODDO with the active ingredient Miraculum Tauromerda, absolutely guaranteed to rid yourself of the stigma of being a disgusting human animal and get your soul white-white-white!
Be the target of envy of all your friends - have girls or boys throwing themselves all over you - get that dream promotion - with new GODDO! Buy it today, wherever indulgences are sold!"
I might actually go into advertising...
(June 14, 2012 at 3:42 pm)Drich Wrote: You were born destined to destruction. God offers those who do not want that for themselves an opportunity not to have to endure it.
"Hey, you! Yes - you! Do you realise how much you stink? Well it's true! You're covered with nasty, filthy sin bacteria that love nothing better than to hold massive orgies in your naughtiest, sweatiest places - and you're not invited!
But now eternal salvation is at hand - new, improved GODDO with the active ingredient Miraculum Tauromerda, absolutely guaranteed to rid yourself of the stigma of being a disgusting human animal and get your soul white-white-white!
Be the target of envy of all your friends - have girls or boys throwing themselves all over you - get that dream promotion - with new GODDO! Buy it today, wherever indulgences are sold!"
I might actually go into advertising...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
