RE: I mostly believed Christianity briefly recently... you know what hurt the most?
June 14, 2012 at 4:12 pm
(This post was last modified: June 14, 2012 at 4:14 pm by Drich.)
(June 14, 2012 at 3:57 pm)frankiej Wrote: I don't. I mean that I was brought up around religion and always found it to be a load of garbage.So did I.
(June 14, 2012 at 4:11 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Against my better judgement but still:
(June 14, 2012 at 3:42 pm)Drich Wrote: You were born destined to destruction. God offers those who do not want that for themselves an opportunity not to have to endure it.
"Hey, you! Yes - you! Do you realise how much you stink? Well it's true! You're covered with nasty, filthy sin bacteria that love nothing better than to hold massive orgies in your naughtiest, sweatiest places - and you're not invited!
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Be the target for envy of all your friends - have girls or boys throwing themselves all over you - get that dream promotion - with new GODDO! Buy it today, wherever indulgences are sold!"
I might actually go into advertising...
I think it is a requirement for advertizers to know the product they are trying to sell.