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I mostly believed Christianity briefly recently... you know what hurt the most?
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RE: I mostly believed Christianity briefly recently... you know what hurt the most?
(June 14, 2012 at 3:57 pm)frankiej Wrote: I don't. I mean that I was brought up around religion and always found it to be a load of garbage.
So did I.

(June 14, 2012 at 4:11 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Against my better judgement but still:

(June 14, 2012 at 3:42 pm)Drich Wrote: You were born destined to destruction. God offers those who do not want that for themselves an opportunity not to have to endure it.

"Hey, you! Yes - you! Do you realise how much you stink? Well it's true! You're covered with nasty, filthy sin bacteria that love nothing better than to hold massive orgies in your naughtiest, sweatiest places - and you're not invited!

But now eternal salvation is at hand - new, improved GODDO with the active ingredient Miraculum Tauromerda, absolutely guaranteed to rid yourself of the stigma of being a disgusting human animal and get your soul white-white-white!

Be the target for envy of all your friends - have girls or boys throwing themselves all over you - get that dream promotion - with new GODDO! Buy it today, wherever indulgences are sold!"

I might actually go into advertising...

I think it is a requirement for advertizers to know the product they are trying to sell.
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RE: I mostly believed Christianity briefly recently... you know what hurt the most? - by Drich - June 14, 2012 at 4:12 pm

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