Quote:44. What would be required to persuade you to become a believer?
God himself...none of this jesus/holy ghost shit...would have to appear before me, slap me upside the head and say "what is your major malfunction, numb-nuts?" Then he would have to prove he was god.
Anything short of that won't cut it. And these jesus-freak morons can blow their fucking bible out their asses.