RE: Why do you not believe in God?
July 12, 2012 at 11:04 am
(This post was last modified: July 12, 2012 at 11:05 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Well, the trouble with pants is that you need poly-blend material to affix a proper zipper.....that's ignoring any trace amounts of iron smelted into the zipper assembly itself, which as we all know, is fucking kryptonite to the Lord Almighty, who is very interested in peoples genitals to begin with, and so must have access.
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