Sorry, Gambit; call me Mr Cynic but it's the use of phrases like "super dooper" that is making me not believe you.
As for the Batman choice thing, clearly he should have saved the girl and let the whiny little shit Robin fall. Think about it. He sends Bruce Wayne on a guilt trip over his circussy parents, shows he can't be trusted by abusing the hospitality of stately Wayne Manor and breaking into the Batcave, steals the Batmobile and endangers Batman's secret identity (a plot point which has to happen at least once per superhero film). Finally he blackmails his way into becoming Batman's sidekick whereupon he immediately proves to be more trouble than he's worth by not only requiring rescuing but also forcing Batman into the apparent dilemma of choosing between his love and his 'partner'. Good guy or not, there really wasn't a choice.
As for the Batman choice thing, clearly he should have saved the girl and let the whiny little shit Robin fall. Think about it. He sends Bruce Wayne on a guilt trip over his circussy parents, shows he can't be trusted by abusing the hospitality of stately Wayne Manor and breaking into the Batcave, steals the Batmobile and endangers Batman's secret identity (a plot point which has to happen at least once per superhero film). Finally he blackmails his way into becoming Batman's sidekick whereupon he immediately proves to be more trouble than he's worth by not only requiring rescuing but also forcing Batman into the apparent dilemma of choosing between his love and his 'partner'. Good guy or not, there really wasn't a choice.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
