RE: Legit: I found Jesus on Youtube!
July 16, 2012 at 8:41 am
(This post was last modified: July 16, 2012 at 8:43 am by Faith No More.)
At first I thought this Stevie guy was just pretending to think he's jesus in sort of ironic hipster way, but no, he is completely fucking nuts.
Reminds me of a guy we have here in my town that thinks he is Michael the Archangel. He used to think he was jesus, but apprently he decided that he is Michael, so much so that he legally changed his name to Michael the Archangel.
I was working at the movie theater when the John Travolta movie "Michael" came out in which he plays Michael the Archangel. The guy that thinks he's Michael came to see the movie, and he walked up to the girl selling tickets and said, "One ticket for that movie about me." Then he proceeded to get slightly pissed and frustrated that she didn't know what he was talking about.
I met Michael the Archangel during one of my many trips to psychiatric wards, and he challenged me to a game of pool and ping pong. I thought to myself that it would be unfair to play this deluded man in a game of skill, assuming he played about as well as his brain worked. Low and behold, he kicked my ass in both games.
(This concludes FNM's random story of the day)
Reminds me of a guy we have here in my town that thinks he is Michael the Archangel. He used to think he was jesus, but apprently he decided that he is Michael, so much so that he legally changed his name to Michael the Archangel.
I was working at the movie theater when the John Travolta movie "Michael" came out in which he plays Michael the Archangel. The guy that thinks he's Michael came to see the movie, and he walked up to the girl selling tickets and said, "One ticket for that movie about me." Then he proceeded to get slightly pissed and frustrated that she didn't know what he was talking about.
I met Michael the Archangel during one of my many trips to psychiatric wards, and he challenged me to a game of pool and ping pong. I thought to myself that it would be unfair to play this deluded man in a game of skill, assuming he played about as well as his brain worked. Low and behold, he kicked my ass in both games.
(This concludes FNM's random story of the day)
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell