Sex vs. Christianity

[C.W. Sims]

I would literally pay good money to see this festival take place in the United States, preferably in a small town like the one I grew up in. A place where things like a Citizens for Decency committee still exists. It would be the funniest thing in the world to see. Hell in the city I grew up in a group known as Odessans for Decency held so much influence that no gay bars, no matter how tame, could open inside the city limits, if they did they lasted just long enough to make people start to enjoy going there and then political pressure would cause them to close up shop or move to a new location. Same with gay or gay friendly churches, as well as porn shops of any variety. Nothing of that sort could operate inside city limits without the OfD stepping in and doing whatever it took to get it shut down. I would love to see the faces of those moronic Christian prudes should such a festival be held in that city.

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ladies watch this before you get involved in that sort of thing

That is one of the funniest things I have seen in quite some time. What the fuck could someone possibly mean by "diabolical liberties with your knees." I mean really?