'Like I was thinking man, Hic ( cracks a tin and supps) you know like everything is like this big ball man, and I mean like everything, but like we don't like know any of that man, I mean its big everything there is to know like (lights cigarette, puffs and looks up) fcuk me, we aint got no idea 'ow big that thing is like 'ave we, shit no, I'm telling you its big.
Now you look at us, yeh, you know where I'm going with this stuff man. Yeh you take a tube, yeh we aint noffing, like you look at it we don't know scwat man, like all we sor-ta know is this liddle iddy biddy bit, that aint like nuffing, fcuk me, like I thought this was like some good blow, but it aint nuffing like it, beers working, yeh get it down. Yeh where was I? Oh yep that was the stuff, we like only like know this little point in this big balloon man. But you know what? There aint no omni pressent god in this bit, sos there cant be no omni pressent god like nowhere man, beatles tune aint it?'
There how did I do? Have I learnt to speak like an authentic christian pastor or what! Do you think they will understand now I have translated the concept into their language?
Now you look at us, yeh, you know where I'm going with this stuff man. Yeh you take a tube, yeh we aint noffing, like you look at it we don't know scwat man, like all we sor-ta know is this liddle iddy biddy bit, that aint like nuffing, fcuk me, like I thought this was like some good blow, but it aint nuffing like it, beers working, yeh get it down. Yeh where was I? Oh yep that was the stuff, we like only like know this little point in this big balloon man. But you know what? There aint no omni pressent god in this bit, sos there cant be no omni pressent god like nowhere man, beatles tune aint it?'
There how did I do? Have I learnt to speak like an authentic christian pastor or what! Do you think they will understand now I have translated the concept into their language?
