Why do you not believe in God?

[Erfalion]

Since 4th grade i was interested in religion, but it was also then that i became an atheist. Later on,when i was in the 8th grade i read the satanic bible by anton lavey,and decided that satanism was by far a better religion then every other one, since it encouraged you to deal with your problems yoursefl, it was more a way of thinking, then a religion. A year later I decided that "fuck satanism, it won't get me bitches' and started analyzing religions. Then it hit me - religion's there to unite, but humans are too stupid to realize that, and so they fight in the name of God. And that fucks everything up.Like seriously, it fucks it up more that a pornstar gets fucked.
I believe that there is something out there,a force with no name or shape, maybe it's mother nature, who knows? I believe in it. I hate the church, in the dawn of christianity there was no need for churches, you could just slam your head on some freaking rocks and pray all you want without giving money for something. Hell, fuck giving money, it's stupid to think that when you pray to some paintings something will happen, you can just go outside, stare at the sky and have a 'conversation' with God - I've tried it, it's way better than going to church with all those other people; when you just sit and think about your problems outside you'll come with a solution on your own.

[jonb]

'Like I was thinking man, Hic ( cracks a tin and supps) you know like everything is like this big ball man, and I mean like everything, but like we don't like know any of that man, I mean its big everything there is to know like (lights cigarette, puffs and looks up) fcuk me, we aint got no idea 'ow big that thing is like 'ave we, shit no, I'm telling you its big.
Now you look at us, yeh, you know where I'm going with this stuff man. Yeh you take a tube, yeh we aint noffing, like you look at it we don't know scwat man, like all we sor-ta know is this liddle iddy biddy bit, that aint like nuffing, fcuk me, like I thought this was like some good blow, but it aint nuffing like it, beers working, yeh get it down. Yeh where was I? Oh yep that was the stuff, we like only like know this little point in this big balloon man. But you know what? There aint no omni pressent god in this bit, sos there cant be no omni pressent god like nowhere man, beatles tune aint it?'

There how did I do? Have I learnt to speak like an authentic christian pastor or what! Do you think they will understand now I have translated the concept into their language?