I've been trying to write a dissection of your last post, Dritch. However, as a result of your statement of A&E potentially being trillions of years old, my fingers just type out the words "cuckoo cuckoo" over and over again. I fear one of us is a lost cause.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'