Obama care

[YahwehIsTheWay]

I don't even know what xtian values are.

Let me help you with that:

1. Blood sacrifice makes everything better*.
2. The greatest crime is to think.
3. The greatest virtue is to believe what you're told (but only our beliefs, not those of another religion).
4. Aside from doubting the Holy Spirit, no crime is too great that it can't be forgiven by looking up in the sky and asking our skydaddy to pardon you.
5. No need to worry about caring for this planet. Jesus will come soon to destroy it all anyway.
6. We're morally superior to you heathen trash. We know this because morals come from Yahweh. You don't have Yahweh and therefore you're not moral.
7. Love is evil when the body parts are similar.
8. We can bully others and then whine "persecution" when anyone tries to stop us.
9. Using condoms is worse than the spread of AIDS
10. WAH! We're so persecuted!


* You know that whole part about washed-clean-with-the-blood-of-Jesus? Don't literally try to wash anything clean with blood. I tried that once. It didn't work very well. I guess it only works for Jesus.