Why don't most Christians read the Bible?

[Gambit]

First we'd have to prove that most Christians don't read the bible, before we answer the question in the OP. I can honestly say that I do not know most Christians; I only know the vocal ones. They tend to either read the bible a lot or not at all, as it seems. Drich is a good example of one of those who reads the bible a lot. He is also a prime example of what happens to "true" Christians when they do. There are two choices: 1.) Close the book and get as far away as fucking possible from the depraved religion that is Christianity. Or, 2.) Perform mental gymnastics that would put most Olympians to shame, in order to justify the deeds of Yahweh and his cohorts.