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Pope for a day
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RE: Pope for a day
September 12, 2009 at 12:41 am
(September 11, 2009 at 9:48 pm)EvidenceVsFaith Wrote: Yeah, I'd go pro-choice too. And pro-gay marriage. And then I'd announce that "Jesus was a really fun loving guy! I prefer to think of the Bible as a bunch incredibly vague guidelines, in a quite casual and fun-loving way. Now where's that vodka? *hic*".

EvF

Hahahaha! Good one!

If I were a pope for a day, I'd take that big-ass diamond on my staff and sell it on eBay. Then I'd take the money and give it away to charities personally. Why would I need such a big diamond while preaching that we should share gods gifts when I have a damn big one on my stick but don't share it right? Big Grin
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Pope for a day

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Pope for a day - by theblindferrengi - September 11, 2009 at 7:30 pm
RE: Pope for a day - by Violet - September 11, 2009 at 7:35 pm
RE: Pope for a day - by Edwardo Piet - September 11, 2009 at 7:40 pm
RE: Pope for a day - by theVOID - September 11, 2009 at 9:45 pm
RE: Pope for a day - by Edwardo Piet - September 11, 2009 at 9:48 pm
RE: Pope for a day - by Eilonnwy - September 11, 2009 at 10:06 pm
RE: Pope for a day - by Retorth - September 12, 2009 at 12:41 am
RE: Pope for a day - by Sundastya - September 12, 2009 at 10:31 am
RE: Pope for a day - by Retorth - September 12, 2009 at 10:39 am
RE: Pope for a day - by binny - September 12, 2009 at 10:57 am
RE: Pope for a day - by mrjack - September 12, 2009 at 2:31 pm
RE: Pope for a day - by Minimalist - September 12, 2009 at 6:00 pm
RE: Pope for a day - by Retorth - September 12, 2009 at 6:13 pm
RE: Pope for a day - by Dotard - September 12, 2009 at 11:44 pm
RE: Pope for a day - by theVOID - September 13, 2009 at 2:59 am
RE: Pope for a day - by binny - September 16, 2009 at 11:40 am
RE: Pope for a day - by mrjack - September 13, 2009 at 3:31 am
RE: Pope for a day - by Retorth - September 13, 2009 at 3:44 am
RE: Pope for a day - by Giff - September 13, 2009 at 4:07 am
RE: Pope for a day - by theVOID - September 13, 2009 at 4:13 am
RE: Pope for a day - by Giff - September 15, 2009 at 11:34 am
RE: Pope for a day - by mrjack - September 13, 2009 at 4:48 am
RE: Pope for a day - by Violet - September 15, 2009 at 11:49 am
RE: Pope for a day - by Meatball - September 15, 2009 at 11:55 am
RE: Pope for a day - by downbeatplumb - September 15, 2009 at 2:21 pm
RE: Pope for a day - by Meatball - September 15, 2009 at 6:22 pm
RE: Pope for a day - by padraic - September 16, 2009 at 5:02 am
RE: Pope for a day - by Retorth - September 16, 2009 at 6:10 am
RE: Pope for a day - by padraic - September 16, 2009 at 8:44 am

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