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Why do the Christians always hate sex so much?
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RE: Why do the Christians always hate sex so much?
(August 29, 2012 at 2:45 am)Lion IRC Wrote: No, I was created with an internal moral compass.

I can't help but nitpick this one. Your parents would probably beg to differ. They may have just installed this compass after the fact (to varying degrees of success). The next time a child writes a veritable opus on morality and ethics you just give me a call...okay? Meanwhile I'm going to direct your attention to the overwhelming majority of children that engage in hand to hand combat (as well as armed conflict) on a routine basis while smearing shit all over their bedroom walls at some point or another. Don't get me wrong, I'd be thrilled if kids came with a moral compass factory standard - so long as it doesn't resemble your own and so long as it isn't fueled by fucking magic......
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Why do the Christians always hate sex so much? - by festive1 - August 28, 2012 at 12:06 pm
RE: Why do the Christians always hate sex so much? - by Cato - August 29, 2012 at 12:31 am
RE: Why do the Christians always hate sex so much? - by Cato - August 29, 2012 at 12:31 pm
RE: Why do the Christians always hate sex so much? - by The Grand Nudger - August 30, 2012 at 2:59 pm

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