RE: Who's the most prominent Christian on this forum?
August 30, 2012 at 10:26 pm
(This post was last modified: August 30, 2012 at 10:57 pm by Cyberman.)
Oh boy, are you in for an education!
FSTDT is Fundies Say The Darndest Things!, "An archive of the most hilarious, bizarre, ignorant, bigoted, and terrifying quotes from fundies all over the internet! The FSTDT archive is the largest collection of fundie quotes on the planet." They also have collections for conspiracists (CSTDT) and racists (RSTDT), though sometimes it's hard to tell them apart. You get the chance to rate how fundy the quotes are, either "WTF?!" or "Meh" though this used to be a sliding scale rather than a binary choice, as well as leaving comments.
I've submitted quite a few there myself; maybe do a quick search for Stimbo, Sick_Of_Fundy_Shit, or Kinnell. There may be other names I've used but I can't remember now. Or just look for Atheist Forums to find the latest ones, though not all sent in by me.
I've just been reading through some of my old comments, actually, and I've just found one of which I'm particularly proud.
It's in response to this gem from 2009:
My comment:
FSTDT is Fundies Say The Darndest Things!, "An archive of the most hilarious, bizarre, ignorant, bigoted, and terrifying quotes from fundies all over the internet! The FSTDT archive is the largest collection of fundie quotes on the planet." They also have collections for conspiracists (CSTDT) and racists (RSTDT), though sometimes it's hard to tell them apart. You get the chance to rate how fundy the quotes are, either "WTF?!" or "Meh" though this used to be a sliding scale rather than a binary choice, as well as leaving comments.
I've submitted quite a few there myself; maybe do a quick search for Stimbo, Sick_Of_Fundy_Shit, or Kinnell. There may be other names I've used but I can't remember now. Or just look for Atheist Forums to find the latest ones, though not all sent in by me.
I've just been reading through some of my old comments, actually, and I've just found one of which I'm particularly proud.
It's in response to this gem from 2009:
Quote:Quote# 66739
[In a thread about the recent impact on the moon.]
It is Going to Happen on Friday at 6:15am. You can watch it happen on the NASA Website.
This is INSANE. These INSANE LUNATICS do not even know what is going to happen they are hoping for the best. They are going to the Dark Side of the MOON, that has never been Explored.
GOD made everything for a REASON, and He has it DARK FOR A REASON.
We might not feel the IMPACT On FRIDAY, but it could be MONTHS down the ROAD.
I am going to say it ONCE AGAIN, THIS IS CRAZY...
April, Rapture Ready 86 Comments [10/20/2009 6:56:42 AM]
Fundie Index: 87
Submitted By: Democritus
My comment:
Quote:#1040476
Curses - you've uncovered our sinister Global Atheist Conspiracy™ plot to assassinate God!!!!
See, the National Assembly of Satanic Atheists (NASA to you) used Evilution to send up a rocket ship and track down Heaven. When they looked at this crater on the Moon with their tel-o-scopes, they could see dem ole Pearly Gates a-glinting in the sun. I was right there at that Satanic Mass in the White House when Obama got his orders to press the button and bomb that shit clean off the Moon.
Now you come along and threaten to blow the whole deal! Satan's going to be mightily pissed off. You might not feel the impact right away, it could be months down the road.
I wouldn't want to be you. Seriously.
(Hey, it makes just as much sense! And that final line is genuine.)
10/21/2009 6:09:36 AM
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
