(August 29, 2012 at 12:13 pm)A Theist Wrote: Meh. Not too impressive. 'Monkey see. Monkey do'. They were probably hanging out in the jungle somewhere watching humans around a campfire and mimiced what they saw.Wait...wait..you think that a flintknapping ape was watching flintknapping human apes sitting around a campfire somewhere? Just how old do you think this particular ape is? I'm going to have to mimic other posters here, and remind you that the most difficult jobs in the most high-tech factories that human beings operate also have to train their employees. Apes make tools, we (as apes) are pretty fucking good at it relative to the others, I'll give you that.
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